Wednesday, February 20, 2008

The Ant and The Grasshopper..

> Older Version
>
> The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
> building its house
> and laying up supplies for the winter.
> The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs &
> dances & plays
> the summer away.
> Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The
> Grasshopper has no food
> or shelter so he dies out in the cold.
>
> Modern Version
>
> The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer
> building its house
> and laying up supplies for the winter.
> The Grasshopper thinks the Ant ' s a fool and laughs &
> dances & plays
> the summer away.
>
> Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press
> conference and
> demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm
> and well fed
> while others are cold and starving.
>
> TV1, TV2 & TV3 show up to ! provide pictures of the
> shivering
> Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable
> home with a
> table filled with food.
>
> The majority of the Malaysian Parliment stunned by the
> sharp contrast.
> How can this be that this poor Grasshopper allowed
> suffering so?
>
> Khairy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant ' s
> house .
>
> Nazri goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers
> demanding that
> Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during
> winter.
>
> MOst of the related people criticizes the Malaysia
> Government for not
> upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.
>
> The local news paper & the Internet is flooded with
> online petitions
> seeking support to the Grasshopper (many promising Heaven
> and
> Everlasting Peace for prompt support as against the wrath
> of God for
> non-compliance) .
>
> Deputy minister immediately passes a law preventing Ants
> from working
> hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty
> among Ants
> and Grasshoppers.
>
> Hishammudin makes 'More Special Reservation ' for
> Grasshoppers in
> Educational Institutions & in Government Services.
>
> The Ant; fined for failing to comply with 30% sharing and
> having
> nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes; its home is
> confiscated by
> the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a
> ceremony
> covered by maju ---------.
>
> Prime Minister announces to the whole Malaysia that this
> is part of
> the NEP and all have to respect, no question ask and have
> to follow
> it.
>
> Many years later
>
> The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a
> multi-billion dollar company
>
> 100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite
> reservation
> somewhere in Malaysia
>
> because of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding
> the
> Grasshoppers, Malaysia is still a developing country!!!
>
> All bcos the ANTS are still doing their
> work..........................
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