The Final Frontier

The Chinese made it to the headline again, performing a manned space mission. They went bolder this time around, performing a space walk and conducting some experiments (don't know what the heck are those test) in the empty space. And they are targeting to visit moon next.

One small step for human, a giant leap for mankind
- Neil Armstrong

And it was also around this time, one year ago, that we have our very first Malaysian sent to space. Our best achievement is that we sent one man as a space tourist, costing us millions of ringgit.
And the other achievement is that our pious academicians had created a device to determine the solat time while one is in space, and also the kiblat direction. Very commendable achievement, eh?

Americans called their spacemen "astronaut"

Russians called theirs "cosmonaut"


Chinese called their spacemen "taikonaut"

Malaysians?

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"Can-or-Naut"
- Unknown

Richard Branson, Again....

"Compelling. Brilliant. Revealling. Funny. Inspirational. Extraordinary."

"Grabs you on page one and never lets go."

The above are some of the reviews printed at the back of the book.
Normally, I find that these book reviews rather fake.
But not for this one. After 5 days of reading, this book has not disappoint me at all. Page by page flipped and turned, but there was not a single dull moment. This book revolves around the life of Richard Branson. For those who does not know who he is, try googling him. I bet there are easily thousands of hit, if not millions, all documenting him and his very famous brand, "Virgin".

Below are some snippits of the part of the book which I read so far.

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Sex, Student and Virgin

Living life in the age of the hippies (imagine the time when long hair, dirty look, is a must for every guy) and where "free love"(read sex) was all around. Read how he exposed himself in business line, starting with Student magazine, selling mail order records through the magazine, and eventually settled with record stores in the early 70's. See how he and his partners differentiated themselves from the rest of the competitors, and how the word "branding" was put to good use.

God Save The Queen and Tubular Bells

From record store, he moved on to create a recording company, effectively giving him the chance to sign singers and bands. The spectacular Mike Oldfield with his chart topping Tubular Bells and the controversial and short lived Sex Pistols, these 2 bands catapulted Virgin Records into a different league, competing with Polygram and EMI, two well known recording companies. However, after youtubing Mike Oldfield, it just beats me how did the 70's generation managed to accept his genre of music. *shrug*
By the way, did you know that Sex Pistol was among the pioneer of punk music movement? Although this band's lifespan last only a few years, they have created a strong foundation for punk music to expand further. I could say that without Sex Pistols, there won't be Green Day or Nirvana (although some may argue that both are alternative rock genre and not punk, I shall leave it to you guys to decide).

Oh yea, it was worthy to mentioned how did the name "bollocks" came about (Princess, do take note :) ). Apparently, Virgin Record got prosecuted and brought to court for promoting one of Sex Pistols's title album which contained the word bollocks. However, after getting an English professor to stand as defence, it was then revealed that the word was actually a nickname for priests in the eighteenth century. You know, all priest delivers long hours of sermons, which most of the time nonsense in nature (or talk cock, in today's language), bollocks eventually associated with the meaning of "rubbish". But there was also another meaning of bollocks, and that mean balls (testicles, in gentleman language), and Virgin was hauled up to court for commiting offense, that is indecent advertisement. However, the court was convinced with the professor's argument and Virgin was free.

Birth of An Airline, Thanks To A Cancelled Flight

While he was on his holiday in Virgin Island (no, this is a name of a country, not Richard's private island. He bought one island of his own one in later date though) with his lover, he wanted to fly to Puerto Rico, but the flight was cancelled. Not wanting to give up, he rented a small aeroplane for his own. The aeroplane can carry more than 2 person. Being a prudent person both in life and business, he sold off the rest of the seats in the plane to other passengers who wanted to go to the same destination. And he did this by just putting up a signboard which says "Virgin Airways : $39 Single Flight To Puerto Rico". It sold off like hot cakes and hence, the birth of Virgin Airway.

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Well, 413 pages more to go. I can't wait to read more. Shall update more on his book, if I have the mood to write. LOL.

From One Billionaire To Another

What does a plastic flower seller and a school magazine publisher have in common?

1. They lead a very boring life.
Plastic flower seller sounds so oh-so-uninteresting, and school magazine publisher doesn't have time other than for editing/writing articles.
2. Both are dead profession.
Who wants to buy plastic flower nowadays? They are so outdated! Student nowadays doesn't read anymore. They prefer internet more than picking up a school magazine.
3. Both are on their way to be a billionaire.

The answer is (3). Don't believe? Well, read on then.

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One started off as a plastic flower seller during his young days, and then moved onto property. With his magic touch, the price of his property rise, thus making him richer along the way. From the wealth he raised through property flipping, he managed to take over an ailing hong (large companies; conglomerate), Hutchison Whampoa, whose business ranges from port, retail and pharmacy (Telecommuncation, entertainment industry were included in later years). His business ventures oversea, in particular China and Canada, had created a mass fortune. Through his own flagship public listed company, Cheung Kong, this reputable entrepreneur eventually owned one of the largest business empire in the world. Known to be a very honest and humble person, he won praises. Integrity were the part of him and this has won respect from people around him. He was also instrumental in bridging the gap between Hong Kong and mainland China (prior to 1997) for he has strong political connection with the latter. Though he has immense wealth, he was very down to earth and he despised wealth floundering; the same discipline he instilled in his two sons.

He was listed as 11th richest man in the world in year 2008, with wealth of USD$26.5 billion (source: Wikipedia).

"If you want to be successful, whatever you business or position, you need to accept different opinions and different people. Why did the Yangtze become a long river? It's because it can accept smaller rivers and become big. If you're too powerful and reject the smaller waters, you cannot become a long river"
- Li Ka Shing

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The other, a dyslexic and impossibly poor in mathematics, dreamed of being a journalist. To realize his dream, he started off as a school magazine publisher. Gathering funds to kick-off his pet project at the age of fifteen by convincing companies to put up advertisement in the magazine, he managed to start his first edition. Other than securing funds, he was also involved in interviewing public personalities such as Mick Jagger and John Lennon for articles for his magazine. A few years later, he started off a brand which eventually become one of the well known brand in the world - Virgin. Business ranges from entertainment industry, airlines, rail transportation, retail, broadcasting, hotels, properties, telecommunication and many more. This brilliant entrepreneur is well known for his crazy attempts when it comes to adventures. Sailing across the Atlantic ocean in record time, hot air ballon attempt in later years, and fastest time in crossing the English channel using an amphibious vehicle were his definition of "adventure".

He was listed as 245th richest man in the world, with wealth of USD$26.5 billion
(source: Wikipedia)

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For you guys who daydream/aspire/ambition to become a billionaire, I strongly suggest to read the following autobiography of the two above. I personally find them very interesting, especially the one on Richard Branson. It's funny and entertaining.

By the way, I am starting my own business of plastic flowers and magazine publishing. Anyone want to chip in?

"No one understands me"

"Me. I understand you"

"That's sweet. But my bladder is about to burst. Can we get on with this?"

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"You want to move to Florida? Why would you want to do that? Only oranges grow up in Florida"

Another Malaysian's Attempt For The Oscar Award

This movie will go down the history as the best short movie ever created by a Malaysian.

Hope you guys will enjoy watching it, coz I did. I watched it almost 5 or 6 times and I laughed till my tears came out. Simply classic!! Brilliant, simply brilliant! 

Let's pray that this director won't get ISA-ed or being sued for defamation. Or even get prosecuted for publishing a highly seditious video.

Whatever the outcome, I agree with the last sentence by the Hitler.

Bee En is F*CKED

masterpiece by http://blog.kavilan.com/

Recession Or Not?

Some of you may have read about the fall down of AIG group, some may not.
Some may even heard of the issues surrounding Lehmann groups, some may not.
And also the one about Merrill Lynch.

And what is that all about?
Well, for more information, read this few articles.

Fed Backtracked
How AIG Impacts The World
Rescue Rises To USD900 Billion


In the meantime, get all your savings bucked up. Pull out all the money from the equities.
Cash is king during recession. Stay put, as we are heading into one. And its a rough one that is.

Shifting Again!! But To Heaven This Time

I have shifted, again. This new place shall be my fifth place I am staying in the past ten months. That means approximately two months in one place. I was mad and pissed when I got to know about this. I mean, I can't help it as I feel that I am just like a ball, where I can be kicked here and there whenever the management feels like it. It doesn't help on the morale you know? Especially when you are asked to stay behind while the rest of my colleagues are requested back to KL office for a new project.

I don't mind to stay in Lumut. After all, I like it here very much. Nice food, peaceful town, cheap stuff, more money. But staying here just to clear other people's shit, now that isn't a very nice thing to do right?

Anyway, here I am, in my new apartment. Things doesn't look that bad after all. This place is the best of all I have lived in, and in fact, it would be one of my ideal apartment. Let me bring you for a short tour around...

Spacious living room with a chandelier, fully air conditioned and a carpet right in the middle of the room. And what I like most in this room is the "leopard-skin" sofa set.


A close up look on the leopard-skin sofa. I don't know why, but this sofa gives me a feeling of emptiness.


Wouldn't my life be great if this comes together with the sofa?


A beautiful and sexy lady in leopard bikini suit! Read it out! Leopard.. bikini.. suit!!!
Oh man, I am almost climaxing as I type this!
I wouldn't work for any overtime if I have the lady above at my place 24/7. Would tell my boss to fuck off should he requires me to do any work after 5.

Another pretty babe in leopard suit!! Arrgghh!! It's torturing to see this!! Let me have the lady in ...leopard.. bikini.. suit !!!!!


But sadly, I have this on my sofa instead. Not a leopard, but a hippotamus!!
Life doesn't treat me well, dont' u agree?


Thank God, I have this as a consolation to all my sorrows.


A balcony with 2 rattan chairs for people to enjoy the view of the swimming pool, two floors below. Now, is there any girl who wants to take up the chair?

And here I go when hungry..


Fully furnished with wooden cabinets and kitchen top. And also exhaust fans (one above the cooking place and one on the wall) to suck all the oily smells our of the kitchen.

And a place for me to relax and unwind after hours of works.
My oh-so-cozy room, all with lamps by both sides of the bed.


And a comfy desk by the window, where I can get free wireless connection and surfing with a view....


A view of the swimming pool, with the Dinding river at the background, covered by trees.


And finally, a place to rejuvenate my body after a tiring day at work.


A mixture of lavender bath mixture would be the excellent remedy. Oh by the way, the bath tub is big enough for two person. Great bath are meant to be shared, don't you agree?

That's all for the tour. Now, i's time to find that other person for the bath. :)

Egg Balancing on The Bull's Horn

Today is the day that Malaysian were promised a change.

I don't see anything happening yet, other than talks.
Perhaps our friend Anwar is talking cock? Talk cock, duck or cow, we will know later today.

Market is getting jittery and almost breaching 1000 points barrier. Things are getting more unstable, and foreign funds fleeing the country. It's equally disturbing to see Farish Noor's article about estimated USD1.1 billion leaving the country in the month of August alone (see here). Could someone be on the run? Your guess is as good as mine.

So, quo vadi Malaysia?

Of Economy and Opportunity

If anything could go wrong, it will go wrong.

- Murphy's Law

With the recent turmoil in our political senario, I thought things could have been really really bad.

But after reading this, I could have guessed that there are more grave news yet to come. Barely one week has passed since the announcement of a USD5 billion bailout of Freddie Mac and Fannie May, and today, one of the reputable investment banks has filed for bankcruptcy. Another telltale signs of global economy crisis in the loom. Am I the only one who is having a very pessimistic view of the current world economy at the moment? 

One may perceive it as a bad news, but for another, one could look at it as an opportunity, just like this one. I woudl not be suprised to see more companies buying into another ailing companies in the upcoming weeks. Its a shopping spree for the cash-rich companies out there! 

Do I Look Stupid To You, Mr Goverment?

A group of parliamentarian organizing a so called "study trip " to learn about the agriculture industry. And this takes places when a typhoon was about to hit the country. (see here)
And then, our brillian opposition played a cat-and-mouse game, supposedly chasing after them. (see here)

HELLO?? Why are you fucking morons spending all the unnecessary resources and time doing such silly things? Don't you guys have better things to do, such as administering our lazy local council, thinking of ways to make our transportation better, pulling in more foreign investments, etc?

A journalist was detained under ISA for reporting the facts about racist remark uttered by a politician. And reason given was "to protect her and ensure she is safe" (sourced here and here)
And then, releasing her back to the society the next day after detaining. Guess she can survive herself out there without the "police protection" huh?

Oh ya, does that mean everytime we feel our life is threatened, we can call up the police and tell them to ISA us? Lets hope the Kamunting center is expanded to accommodate more people, or else it would be turn into another Guatelama prison. Bad publicity to Malaysia you know?

Anyway, the wrongdoer (who uttered the racist remark) was not detained in ISA. He however, was banned for 3 years by the political party. When asked by he was not detained under ISA, the Home Minister replied that he was already slapped with the ban and that is sufficient.

??? So, can I say I can join UMNO, scream out loud that "XXX" is a fucking bigot religion and "XXX" is the race of bastards, get "lectured" by UMNO committees and get banned for a few years, and everything will be fine? Why don't I just join UMNO, go all out and commit selective-race genocide and then ban me for life? That would serve me right!

And to add more salt to the wound, this Minister said the ISA issue will only have short term effect on the economy (read here).

Oh really, my dear Minister? Please go to this website and see for yourself at Teresa Kok's portfolio. Who in the logical mind would want to invest in Malaysia, when the one who sourced for foreign investment was detained under ISA?

I am too dumbfounded and embarassed to write any further.

Another Bad Tiding Part 2

One of many things that makes me sad and ashamed of being a Malaysian.

http://digitalibrary.my/dmdocuments/malaysiakini/683_police%20report%20racist%20teacher%205.8.2008.pdf

I can't believe that there wasn't any actions taken on the teacher. Transfering her to another school is just a mere slap on the wrist. Seditious and purely racist remarks uttered by her, and yet she got scots-free. Police report was made, but no investigation took place. Even the Education ministry keep mums and refused to impose any disciplinary actions on her.

51 years of independence does not mean a single thing to me if the government still condones open racism. What the current government preaches are just another form of colonization. What is taking place is another apartheid in the making, whereby the non-Malay are being marginalize.

When will we ever achieve pure independence? Could 916 direct us towards that direction?
I can only pray for that day to come.

Youtube On A Saturday Morning..

What an excellent way to start the day.
Hog the office's bandwith by streaming multiplye youtube videos!

From weird deep sea fishes and offshore construction, right down to the amazing guitar skills of Tracy Bundy and the ever beautiful melody of Pachelbel's Canon In D.

Losing my religion , especially during this dark times in Malaysia, couldn't sound any better. :)

Youtube has certainly make my day... Ahh, another few hours to go before punching out.

Another Bad Tiding

Patriotic level is dropping to negative level with news such as this.
Meanwhile, the organizers are fighting the last battle against our moron Minister (read it here)
I doubt if they can change the minister's stance. It would be easier to run 10 rounds of Marathon in one go than to inject common sense into his brain, if he has any.

Yes, I totally agree with you, JL boy.

FUCK YOU SHAFEE AND ALL THE BRAINLESS RELIGIOUS FANATICS!!

Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi

Two very interesting articles from Farish Noor, yet again.

Tong San babi (Tong San means "Mainland China" in cantonese) and the chaotic forum, no thanks to some shiok-sendiri-religion-defender-wannabe-who-cried-pig.

Working My Way To Join "Malaysia's Next Top Male Model"

Me, being the next model?

Nah, that's just a joke. I am barely in that league.

My new objective, is simply, to have a body like this.

Or this..


These look good too...


Which guy wouldn't want to have a hunk body like that?

I know, I know, my age limit has way passed for me to train up, but better late than never, right?

Since there is a gym here, I might as well utilize it to the max!
In order to achieve that, I am going to allocate one hour, or maybe more, depending on my level of laziness, every night at the gym. I have a gym buddy (my housemate, in fact) to push each other to work our ass off at the gym.

But barely weeks away before "deporting" back to the pathetic city life, do I ever stand a chance?

Fleeing The Country?

Dr M will migrate if Anwar becomes PM

Wait a minute!

You can't desert the country so fast! You are answerable to the many cans of worm that is happening in the country now. How you ruined the constitution, how the police/ACA/AG got so corrupted, the controversial bail outs which happened over and over again, how you sell off the country to the religious fanatics, cryonism and open corruption, lop sided toll and IPP agreements, screwing up the mainstream media, and many other issues that arises while you were still in power.

We need you to be put in a RCI to answer to the many issues that the country is facing now.

Now, don't you dare try to shirk away from all this responsibility!


In another development ,which again, making me think of fleeing the country, is the latest controversial open forum on Islamic conversion.

Religious fanatics has taken over the logical thinking and suppressing the freedom of expression.
How can an open discussion on this topic be equated to challenging the status of Islam?


It just beat me to think that the country is still hogging onto the old mentality, that is, one should not bring up the topic at all. It's highly seditious and can incite uneasiness among the biggest religion follower in the country. Will these fanatics ever learn to think critically? How can the country move forward if these solutions to the problem are not discussed and debated upon? And to read how the protesters handled the issue by storming into the forum and calling names! What does "Babi" and "Balik Cina" gotta to do with the forum?

How immature that is. And don't they know that these actions had betrayed themselves? Action speaks louder than words, and they have brought shame to themselves with the bro-ha-ha that happened on the forum floor. They think that they are protecting the good image of their religion, but alas, what they did has damaged their religion even more.

The world is progressing further, and Malaysia is taking a few more step backwards.

eight eight zero eight

08.08.08, 8.08pm.

That's the time I clocked out tonight, while the world set their eye on the grandest event of the year.

Untitled

I dont know why...
But I try to cut it down to size
And when I hold it up to the light...
It all looks good to me
- Kevroy Potter

Blogs blogs blogs!!!

Saiful's fiance, started a blog in the first few days after the BIG NEWS broke out. In the beginning, it was opened to outsiders to read and to post comments (I posted a comment there), but it was later closed from public viewing. Maybe there are too much negative comments (Saw them with my own eyes, uh uh).

And now, its Saiful's turn to start a blog.

What would be their motive in starting these blogs?

Trying to gain sympathy, or just simply to express their feelings? Of could there be any malicious intention?

Whatever it is, I am sure these are related to the BIG NEWS. I would be damned if the prosecution uses this blogs as their evidence to prosecute Anwar in the court case, if the police decided to press charges against him. Malaysia's AG is capable of doing anything. Just like the Batu Puteh case, where our lawyers used this blog as their evidence in ICJ. By the way, the owner of the blog has turned it private after reader's condemning the articles.

I will not be suprised to see more blogs from people implicated in any criminal charges or court cases. Malaysians are good in copycat, right?

Co-ops: Billion Dollar Company In The Making

(This article is taken here)

IT is just two years old, and with only 89 members, it is possibly the smallest cooperative in the country.

But Koperasi Pusat Pembangunan Kemahiran Sara-wak (Koperasi PPKS), which was registered in 2006, is the country's second best-performing co-operative.

Its chairman, Albar Abdul Rahman, said yesterday: "We have always adopted a wise and prudent management. That is the key to our success."
(If all the GLC company in Malaysia practise this in their business, then our money would have been used for better use instead of letting the goverment using it to bail out the ailing companies)

To be voted the second best-performing cooperative nationally surprised Albar, though.

But recognition for the success of Koperasi PPKS or Sarawak Skills Development Centre Cooperative, in Ta-buan Jaya, is overdue.
In its first year and with a working capital of RM4,050, it registered a net profit of RM167,800. The next year, its profits jumped 297.9 per cent to RM499,896.
(WOW!!! This much of percentage profit earned can easily put Warren Buffett, Benjamin Graham, George Soros, Merilyn Lynch and other investment gurus to shame!!)

At its annual general meeting two months ago, the cooperative passed a resolution to pay out a dividend of 200 per cent.

Albar said: "The cooperative's performance was outstanding . We did fantastically in our first year and the dividend paid out was 100 percent.

"Last year, we more than doubled our profit and it is just fair that the dividend was also doubled."

The cooperative runs a cafeteria, cleaning and janitorial services, a photocopying centre and a mini market.
(Hmm...These businesses are worth to be considered eh?)

In Kota Baru, distributing small change to businesses and buying and selling gold jewellery under the Islamic pawn-broking concept of Ar-Rahn have earned Koperasi Permodalan Kelantan good profits in recent years.

Touted as one of the successful cooperative stories in the country, it is also making money from offering insurance coverage to telecommunication companies on their telecommunication towers.

The cooperative's secretary, Ramilan Abdul Rahman, said: "We owe our success mostly to Permodalan Kelantan Bhd, which leases us our pawn-broking licences and rents the five buildings we own."

The cooperative made headlines recently following reports that it was paying dividends of 175 per cent to members, but that wasn't its highest payout.

Just a few years after the cooperative was formed in 1998, it paid out a dividend of 300 per cent.

However, Ramilan said the high dividend did not mean the members received a big windfall because of the low initial deposit.

"When we paid out 300 per cent, the share capital of members was only RM100, which means they each got RM300.

"This time, although the share capital has been increased to RM200, they are only getting RM350 each."

The co-op has 190 members.

"Forty per cent of our income comes from the pawn-broking licences and 20 per cent from the rental of buildings.

"The rest is from insurance and loans to members."

(Loan to members eh? Ah Loong is it? No wonder so high profit larr!!)
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Judging at this exponential growth, these co-ops will turn into a multi-million company in a few years away! I would say by the next decade, we would have our very first billion-dollar co-op. I will not be suprised to see if any of the member making it to the list of top 100 richest man in Asia, or even the world.

In short, running a cafeteria, cleaning and janitorial services, a photocopying centre and a mini market, insurance services, pawn-broker and being an Ah Loong would be the shortest way to become a filthy rich man. Anyone care to chip in?