Muslim should not practise yoga.

Why?

Because yoga practioners are devionist and will stray away from their "holy" path and risk turning into a fakir, and forever condemned to hell.

That's what the "Hole-y Muslim Organization in Malaysia" said.
Upon researching the internet, I found strong evidence which concurs with the warning issued by them. The following photos will support my findings, and it will also shows the result should one indulge in such pratises regularly, especially Malaysian Muslims.

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Photo 1

A yoga pose which claimed that can elevate oneself into becoming Manasa, Hindu Snake God.
Almost 99.9999% of the people in goverment sector do this pose at least twice a week, 1 hour for each session.

The result?

Each and everyone of them are turning into snakes. You can tell this from their productivity and efficiency of work. Snake here, snake there, and snake everywhere!
For those which have attained a higher level in yoga, they have the ability to cast their magic and have you vomit blood just by talking to them.

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Photo 2

A photo depicting a devious yoga practioner imitating as a Lord Buddha.
One may argue that the stance made the practioner looks like sleeping, but actually they are in the midst of attaining the highest reward; attaining Nirvana. There were rumours that our current Prime Minister practises this everyday, and there were photos taken of him in such similar stance (sleeping Buddha stance)

The result?

Due to constant practises, our Prime Minister has managed to attained the highest level, and he is destined to heading to Nirvana by next March, by retiring in peace and finding his own solace.

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Photo 3

A yoga practioner praying and asking for blessing or forgiveness from Apollo, the Sun God.
This stance is a favourite among the politicians. One can see them in such stance whenever they are near to the Prime Minister, or a Very Very Important Person. You may even see one doing this when they have committed great sins, but you can only see them doing this in front of the Prime Minister, or a Very Very Important Person.

The result?

You can see that politicians get scots-free even after committing grave sins (inciting racial riots, pocketting bribes, C4-ing people, extra-marital affair, etc) or in reward, getting Tun-ship/TanSri-ship/Datuk-ship, bagging millions dollar of goverment contracts, etc

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Photo 4

A stance praising the Sea God, Poseidon.
It was reported that Malaysian fishermen practise this every morning before they go out to sea. They claimed that by doing this stance 1 hour each day, good luck will befall onto those who rigorlously practise this and lots of sea catch will follow suit.

The result?

Lots of money are flowing oversea, especially after the last general election. Rumours were said that billions of ringgit were transfered from Malaysia ever since then.

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Photo 5

A position which is a favourite among our government officers, be it Muslim or non-Muslim as well. It's called flip flop position. One who master this stance has the capability of flipflopping their decision faster than you can spell Oh-My-God backwards.

The result?

Latest Jalan Alor incident is a clear example of this. Other examples are:
1) Changing national anthem from original tempo, to a fast one, and back to the original one
2) Banning a Christian publication from using the word "Allah" and reversing it the next few days

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I would say that it should be totally banned from the face of the earth so that we can achieve ever lasting peace. I am going to propose this to United Nations!

Run Police Run

Imagine you were walking along a street, and 2 policemen were on patrol nearby, approximately 20 feet away.
Suddenly, a guy came up to you. With a knife pointing towards you, he asked for all the valuable things in possession - wallet, watch, mobile phone, etc.
The policemen saw this with their highly trained eyes.

Question :
What happened next?

A. They made a swift move towards the robber. In a blink of an eye, the robber was pushed to the ground and was handcuffed. You were unharmed and you thanked the policemen profusely for their valiant effort.

B. They shouted towards the robber. The robber got panicky and tried to run away. The policemen grabbed him and the robber was overpowered. He was taken to the police station after that. You were unharmed and you thanked the policemen profusely for their valiant effort.

C. They shouted towards the robber. The robber made a run for his life. The policemen chased him down the alley but the robber was much faster. In the end, the robber escaped. You remained unharmed but you nevertheless thanked the policemen for their effort.

D. They shouted at the robber. The robber turned his body and with a knife in his hand, he started chasing the police. The policemen made a run of their life, clocking 9.25 seconds in a 100m dash. The situation was captured in a camera phone by a passerby and was uploaded to youtube. The video became famous and received 1 billion hits in 1 day, thus crashing youtube site. The 2 policemen became famous and received a Tan Sri-ship for the following:-

1. Becoming the fastest person on earth (The sprint record was never broken for the next 50 years)
2. Promoting Malaysia and the Royal Police of Malaysia (PDRM) to the eye of the world.
3. For being featured in a Malaysian made video which received 1 billion hit in youtube in 1 day
4. For being featured in a Malaysian made video which crashed youtube site for the first time in history, resulting in the server being inaccessible to the world for the next 48 hours
5. For changing the motto of PDRM from "Tegas, Adil dan Berhemah" (Firm, Fair and Curteous) to "Lihat, Lari dan Selamat" (See, Run and Safe)

Now, could the answer be A, B, C or D?

Any kindergarten kids could have given the correct answer.
Just like in Moral exam papers, the answer are the one with the longest string of sentences.
No present for giving the correct answer, which is D.

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Parliament: Cops scared of crooks, so base closed! (updated)

By ROYCE CHEAH

KUALA LUMPUR: A police beat base in the Chow Kit area of downtown Kuala Lumpur was closed down because it was in a location that was considered unsafe, said Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar.

In a written reply to Dr Lo’ Lo’ Mohamad Ghazali (PAS-Titiwangsa), Syed Hamid said the beat base was located in a dirty area where there was a possibility of being exposed to contagious diseases.

The presence of criminals also posed a threat to the safety of police officers, he said.

Lo’ Lo’ had asked why the beat base on Jalan Haji Taib was closed considering the high number of vice-related activities in the area, as well as what kind action had been taken by the police to curb such activities.

Syed Hamid said that the police were looking for a new location to build a police beat base that would be able to give “guaranteed and continued service to the public.”

Lo’ Lo’s was the 30th question in the Order Paper and hence did not get a mention in the House during the daily one-hour Question Time. However, Dr Mohd Hatta Ramli (PAS-Kuala Krai) managed to raise it when he interjected during Azmin Ali’s (PKR-Gombak) speech during the debate on Budget 2009.

Dr Mohd Hatta said that if the police themselves felt unsafe in a beat base, then it would be even worse for the public.

“The minister has to resign if he is worried about the safety of police in that area. Maybe it would be better to put the beat base in army barracks,” he said.

Dr Mohd Hatta then managed to raise the issue again during his own debate on Budget 2009 saying that Syed Ali’s response was not rational.

“The police are there to make a place safe. If they themselves are scared and run away, then how can we hope for others to want to be there?

“It is embarassing and that is why the criminals will always be there,” he said.

Dr Mohd Hatta said if the place is dirty, then it is up to the police to organise gotong-royong activities to clean it up or if they did not want to then they should move to Putrajaya or Parliament.

“And what is this about contagious diseases on Jalan Haji Taib? The only kind of contagious diseases that are present there are sexually-transmitted ones.

“Is the minister scared that his charges will contract such diseases? That kind of thing is a matter of choice. In any case, if this is what he is worried about then we are worried that the police are not above this.”

Dr Mohd Hatta added that the police had to be brave people and that they were a different breed altogether when facing demonstrators. He said he hoped that the minister would clarify his written answer in the House as this is not the kind of police that the people want.

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Thanks to Patrick for alerting this comedy script

It makes me laughed so hard after reading it.
But at the same time, I kinda feel creepy too.
I guess all the allegation (that the mob has higher authority than the police) could be true.
The country is run by mongrels after all.
Isn't it any wonder why no one show any respect to the police?
And no one give a damn to the law.

It just reinforce my thought of leaving the country. What about you?

Home Sweet Home

Interested to buy yourself a home which looks something like this?


How much would you think it will cost?

RM1 million? That is the cheapest price of a condo one can get in Golden Triangle KLCC.
Nope, the agent would have chased you out of the show room.

RM10 million perhaps?
Maybe that will buy you something, but not the apartment.

Freak!! RM 100 million? I can buy myself a super bungalow with golf course and horse ranch around it!
Price is attractive, but not for this property.

Goodness! Then how much is it?

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USD 2 billion, with a capital B!

You won't be able to buy the condo even if you have the money. The whole property, or the "mansion", is owned by one super filthy rich guy named Mukesh Ambani.
Who the hell is he? Try googling it and you will notice that he is currently the 5th richest guy in the world.

Why would he want to build such a big home? Beats me.
Perhaps he has been affected by Malaysia-Boleh syndrome (trying to break records)

Currently undergoing construction work in India, and scheduled for completion end of 2008.
Originally designed to be 60 storeys high, but it was later reduced to 27 storey. You would assume that the height of the building would be lowered in tandem with the total storey, but no. The height remains the same, but the storey was lowered in order to make room for higher ceiling height.
3 floors have been allocated for garden balcony, and one floor for mini cinema, good enough for 50 person. A helipad on the top of the building.
And this whole building is for him and his family, minus his brother (you will understand why below). With some rooms spare for his staff as well.

Try to compare this house to the world's richest person, Warren Buffett's home.


That would put him to shame. For you who didn't know, this guy has been living in this house the very first house he bought in 1958.

The buying price?
Only USD30k.

Even though he has currently billions of assets, he still opt to continue staying in this house, with his beloved wife. No fancy downtown address, or super mansion on an island off the Dubai coast.

Try to compare this house with the Mukesh's super mansion and you can differentiate a wise and prudent man, with an ignorant and foolish fool.

Any idea why Warren's family relationship is still strong after all 60+ years of marriage, while Mukesh's is entangled with courtcase, with his own blood brother?

Can money buy happiness? Warren real life would have answered that well.

I Won't Be A Kettle, Nor A Pot! Never!!

After enduring 3 days of torture, being unable to walk, eat or talk properly, I seriously think The One Above would have given me a good lesson for breaking the law. (for a note, I was fallen very ill)
I have been thinking of the despicable act throughout these period as well, and the more I think of it, the more disgusted I feel towards myself. Perhaps that would explain why I was feeling nauseous last few days.

Even though it was a meagre amount, a bribe is still a bribe. The white cloth is already stained.
After all that I have been making a big fuss about our country and the corrupted politicians, I have fallen into the same path. Isn't it ironic for me to condemn all the dirty politicians, and eventually I committed the same action just like them? Me, a kettle, calling a pot black!! What difference would I make, if I commit the very sin that I looked down upon?

Enough of this, I say.
No more of this shit.
I am not going to make myself dirty and unaccountable for my action.
So, I am going to make a change. I am going to keep to my words and continue my battle against this uphill fight.

Nope, I am not going to surrender myself and get myself slapped with fine 10 times the amount. Or going to jail. I don't have much courage in this, yet.

But hell no. I am going to make a promise. A promise which I would not break.
No more bribery, be it small or large amount. Never shall in my life expose myself to this dirty act, ever again.
If I break this promise, may The One Above send the lightning strike down upon this forsaken body of mine and strike me into pieces.

Nah, I would be able to keep to this promise. I know I will.
Just like how I keep a promise not to consume anymore shark's fin. It's been 3 years since I made the promise, and I am still.
It's not that difficult.

Not difficult at all.

Exposé!

So, we have found ourselves a lot of naked swimmers out there.
AIG, Fannie May, Freddie Mac, Washington Mutual, Merrill Lynch and others.

What a scene it was! And to cast in USD700B to get them "covered" up, now, that's a pretty expensive swimsuit(s) i say!

Any more naked swimmers out there?


It's only when the tide goes out that you discover who's been swimming naked.
-Warren Buffett

Confession Of A Sin

Dear Lord,

Please forgive me for I have sinned. I have succumbed myself to the dark side, albeit for only a short moment of time. A sin is still a sin, no matter how small it is. Worse part is that I have committed this sin on the very great day, the day of thanksgiving and worshipping to You.

I don't know if You will condemn me to the deepest of hell for the despicable act that I committed today. I can only hope that when the judgement day comes, when You take out my heart and put it on the scale, all the goodness that I have done throughout my life will outweigh the bad, and this sin which I have commited today. And so, I can only wish that my heart will rise up against the light feather when You put it on the scale.

And I hope that I do get to see those men with "Saya Anti Rasuah" badge on that day too, and I hope their heart will pull down the scale and be cast away into deepest fiery pit, for they have played a role in me committing the sin.

Amen.

Your repented and faithful servant,
BBW

The Final Frontier

The Chinese made it to the headline again, performing a manned space mission. They went bolder this time around, performing a space walk and conducting some experiments (don't know what the heck are those test) in the empty space. And they are targeting to visit moon next.

One small step for human, a giant leap for mankind
- Neil Armstrong

And it was also around this time, one year ago, that we have our very first Malaysian sent to space. Our best achievement is that we sent one man as a space tourist, costing us millions of ringgit.
And the other achievement is that our pious academicians had created a device to determine the solat time while one is in space, and also the kiblat direction. Very commendable achievement, eh?

Americans called their spacemen "astronaut"

Russians called theirs "cosmonaut"


Chinese called their spacemen "taikonaut"

Malaysians?

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"Can-or-Naut"
- Unknown

Richard Branson, Again....

"Compelling. Brilliant. Revealling. Funny. Inspirational. Extraordinary."

"Grabs you on page one and never lets go."

The above are some of the reviews printed at the back of the book.
Normally, I find that these book reviews rather fake.
But not for this one. After 5 days of reading, this book has not disappoint me at all. Page by page flipped and turned, but there was not a single dull moment. This book revolves around the life of Richard Branson. For those who does not know who he is, try googling him. I bet there are easily thousands of hit, if not millions, all documenting him and his very famous brand, "Virgin".

Below are some snippits of the part of the book which I read so far.

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Sex, Student and Virgin

Living life in the age of the hippies (imagine the time when long hair, dirty look, is a must for every guy) and where "free love"(read sex) was all around. Read how he exposed himself in business line, starting with Student magazine, selling mail order records through the magazine, and eventually settled with record stores in the early 70's. See how he and his partners differentiated themselves from the rest of the competitors, and how the word "branding" was put to good use.

God Save The Queen and Tubular Bells

From record store, he moved on to create a recording company, effectively giving him the chance to sign singers and bands. The spectacular Mike Oldfield with his chart topping Tubular Bells and the controversial and short lived Sex Pistols, these 2 bands catapulted Virgin Records into a different league, competing with Polygram and EMI, two well known recording companies. However, after youtubing Mike Oldfield, it just beats me how did the 70's generation managed to accept his genre of music. *shrug*
By the way, did you know that Sex Pistol was among the pioneer of punk music movement? Although this band's lifespan last only a few years, they have created a strong foundation for punk music to expand further. I could say that without Sex Pistols, there won't be Green Day or Nirvana (although some may argue that both are alternative rock genre and not punk, I shall leave it to you guys to decide).

Oh yea, it was worthy to mentioned how did the name "bollocks" came about (Princess, do take note :) ). Apparently, Virgin Record got prosecuted and brought to court for promoting one of Sex Pistols's title album which contained the word bollocks. However, after getting an English professor to stand as defence, it was then revealed that the word was actually a nickname for priests in the eighteenth century. You know, all priest delivers long hours of sermons, which most of the time nonsense in nature (or talk cock, in today's language), bollocks eventually associated with the meaning of "rubbish". But there was also another meaning of bollocks, and that mean balls (testicles, in gentleman language), and Virgin was hauled up to court for commiting offense, that is indecent advertisement. However, the court was convinced with the professor's argument and Virgin was free.

Birth of An Airline, Thanks To A Cancelled Flight

While he was on his holiday in Virgin Island (no, this is a name of a country, not Richard's private island. He bought one island of his own one in later date though) with his lover, he wanted to fly to Puerto Rico, but the flight was cancelled. Not wanting to give up, he rented a small aeroplane for his own. The aeroplane can carry more than 2 person. Being a prudent person both in life and business, he sold off the rest of the seats in the plane to other passengers who wanted to go to the same destination. And he did this by just putting up a signboard which says "Virgin Airways : $39 Single Flight To Puerto Rico". It sold off like hot cakes and hence, the birth of Virgin Airway.

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Well, 413 pages more to go. I can't wait to read more. Shall update more on his book, if I have the mood to write. LOL.

From One Billionaire To Another

What does a plastic flower seller and a school magazine publisher have in common?

1. They lead a very boring life.
Plastic flower seller sounds so oh-so-uninteresting, and school magazine publisher doesn't have time other than for editing/writing articles.
2. Both are dead profession.
Who wants to buy plastic flower nowadays? They are so outdated! Student nowadays doesn't read anymore. They prefer internet more than picking up a school magazine.
3. Both are on their way to be a billionaire.

The answer is (3). Don't believe? Well, read on then.

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One started off as a plastic flower seller during his young days, and then moved onto property. With his magic touch, the price of his property rise, thus making him richer along the way. From the wealth he raised through property flipping, he managed to take over an ailing hong (large companies; conglomerate), Hutchison Whampoa, whose business ranges from port, retail and pharmacy (Telecommuncation, entertainment industry were included in later years). His business ventures oversea, in particular China and Canada, had created a mass fortune. Through his own flagship public listed company, Cheung Kong, this reputable entrepreneur eventually owned one of the largest business empire in the world. Known to be a very honest and humble person, he won praises. Integrity were the part of him and this has won respect from people around him. He was also instrumental in bridging the gap between Hong Kong and mainland China (prior to 1997) for he has strong political connection with the latter. Though he has immense wealth, he was very down to earth and he despised wealth floundering; the same discipline he instilled in his two sons.

He was listed as 11th richest man in the world in year 2008, with wealth of USD$26.5 billion (source: Wikipedia).

"If you want to be successful, whatever you business or position, you need to accept different opinions and different people. Why did the Yangtze become a long river? It's because it can accept smaller rivers and become big. If you're too powerful and reject the smaller waters, you cannot become a long river"
- Li Ka Shing

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The other, a dyslexic and impossibly poor in mathematics, dreamed of being a journalist. To realize his dream, he started off as a school magazine publisher. Gathering funds to kick-off his pet project at the age of fifteen by convincing companies to put up advertisement in the magazine, he managed to start his first edition. Other than securing funds, he was also involved in interviewing public personalities such as Mick Jagger and John Lennon for articles for his magazine. A few years later, he started off a brand which eventually become one of the well known brand in the world - Virgin. Business ranges from entertainment industry, airlines, rail transportation, retail, broadcasting, hotels, properties, telecommunication and many more. This brilliant entrepreneur is well known for his crazy attempts when it comes to adventures. Sailing across the Atlantic ocean in record time, hot air ballon attempt in later years, and fastest time in crossing the English channel using an amphibious vehicle were his definition of "adventure".

He was listed as 245th richest man in the world, with wealth of USD$26.5 billion
(source: Wikipedia)

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For you guys who daydream/aspire/ambition to become a billionaire, I strongly suggest to read the following autobiography of the two above. I personally find them very interesting, especially the one on Richard Branson. It's funny and entertaining.

By the way, I am starting my own business of plastic flowers and magazine publishing. Anyone want to chip in?

"No one understands me"

"Me. I understand you"

"That's sweet. But my bladder is about to burst. Can we get on with this?"

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"You want to move to Florida? Why would you want to do that? Only oranges grow up in Florida"

Another Malaysian's Attempt For The Oscar Award

This movie will go down the history as the best short movie ever created by a Malaysian.

Hope you guys will enjoy watching it, coz I did. I watched it almost 5 or 6 times and I laughed till my tears came out. Simply classic!! Brilliant, simply brilliant! 

Let's pray that this director won't get ISA-ed or being sued for defamation. Or even get prosecuted for publishing a highly seditious video.

Whatever the outcome, I agree with the last sentence by the Hitler.

Bee En is F*CKED

masterpiece by http://blog.kavilan.com/

Recession Or Not?

Some of you may have read about the fall down of AIG group, some may not.
Some may even heard of the issues surrounding Lehmann groups, some may not.
And also the one about Merrill Lynch.

And what is that all about?
Well, for more information, read this few articles.

Fed Backtracked
How AIG Impacts The World
Rescue Rises To USD900 Billion


In the meantime, get all your savings bucked up. Pull out all the money from the equities.
Cash is king during recession. Stay put, as we are heading into one. And its a rough one that is.

Shifting Again!! But To Heaven This Time

I have shifted, again. This new place shall be my fifth place I am staying in the past ten months. That means approximately two months in one place. I was mad and pissed when I got to know about this. I mean, I can't help it as I feel that I am just like a ball, where I can be kicked here and there whenever the management feels like it. It doesn't help on the morale you know? Especially when you are asked to stay behind while the rest of my colleagues are requested back to KL office for a new project.

I don't mind to stay in Lumut. After all, I like it here very much. Nice food, peaceful town, cheap stuff, more money. But staying here just to clear other people's shit, now that isn't a very nice thing to do right?

Anyway, here I am, in my new apartment. Things doesn't look that bad after all. This place is the best of all I have lived in, and in fact, it would be one of my ideal apartment. Let me bring you for a short tour around...

Spacious living room with a chandelier, fully air conditioned and a carpet right in the middle of the room. And what I like most in this room is the "leopard-skin" sofa set.


A close up look on the leopard-skin sofa. I don't know why, but this sofa gives me a feeling of emptiness.


Wouldn't my life be great if this comes together with the sofa?


A beautiful and sexy lady in leopard bikini suit! Read it out! Leopard.. bikini.. suit!!!
Oh man, I am almost climaxing as I type this!
I wouldn't work for any overtime if I have the lady above at my place 24/7. Would tell my boss to fuck off should he requires me to do any work after 5.

Another pretty babe in leopard suit!! Arrgghh!! It's torturing to see this!! Let me have the lady in ...leopard.. bikini.. suit !!!!!


But sadly, I have this on my sofa instead. Not a leopard, but a hippotamus!!
Life doesn't treat me well, dont' u agree?


Thank God, I have this as a consolation to all my sorrows.


A balcony with 2 rattan chairs for people to enjoy the view of the swimming pool, two floors below. Now, is there any girl who wants to take up the chair?

And here I go when hungry..


Fully furnished with wooden cabinets and kitchen top. And also exhaust fans (one above the cooking place and one on the wall) to suck all the oily smells our of the kitchen.

And a place for me to relax and unwind after hours of works.
My oh-so-cozy room, all with lamps by both sides of the bed.


And a comfy desk by the window, where I can get free wireless connection and surfing with a view....


A view of the swimming pool, with the Dinding river at the background, covered by trees.


And finally, a place to rejuvenate my body after a tiring day at work.


A mixture of lavender bath mixture would be the excellent remedy. Oh by the way, the bath tub is big enough for two person. Great bath are meant to be shared, don't you agree?

That's all for the tour. Now, i's time to find that other person for the bath. :)

Egg Balancing on The Bull's Horn

Today is the day that Malaysian were promised a change.

I don't see anything happening yet, other than talks.
Perhaps our friend Anwar is talking cock? Talk cock, duck or cow, we will know later today.

Market is getting jittery and almost breaching 1000 points barrier. Things are getting more unstable, and foreign funds fleeing the country. It's equally disturbing to see Farish Noor's article about estimated USD1.1 billion leaving the country in the month of August alone (see here). Could someone be on the run? Your guess is as good as mine.

So, quo vadi Malaysia?

Of Economy and Opportunity

If anything could go wrong, it will go wrong.

- Murphy's Law

With the recent turmoil in our political senario, I thought things could have been really really bad.

But after reading this, I could have guessed that there are more grave news yet to come. Barely one week has passed since the announcement of a USD5 billion bailout of Freddie Mac and Fannie May, and today, one of the reputable investment banks has filed for bankcruptcy. Another telltale signs of global economy crisis in the loom. Am I the only one who is having a very pessimistic view of the current world economy at the moment? 

One may perceive it as a bad news, but for another, one could look at it as an opportunity, just like this one. I woudl not be suprised to see more companies buying into another ailing companies in the upcoming weeks. Its a shopping spree for the cash-rich companies out there! 

Do I Look Stupid To You, Mr Goverment?

A group of parliamentarian organizing a so called "study trip " to learn about the agriculture industry. And this takes places when a typhoon was about to hit the country. (see here)
And then, our brillian opposition played a cat-and-mouse game, supposedly chasing after them. (see here)

HELLO?? Why are you fucking morons spending all the unnecessary resources and time doing such silly things? Don't you guys have better things to do, such as administering our lazy local council, thinking of ways to make our transportation better, pulling in more foreign investments, etc?

A journalist was detained under ISA for reporting the facts about racist remark uttered by a politician. And reason given was "to protect her and ensure she is safe" (sourced here and here)
And then, releasing her back to the society the next day after detaining. Guess she can survive herself out there without the "police protection" huh?

Oh ya, does that mean everytime we feel our life is threatened, we can call up the police and tell them to ISA us? Lets hope the Kamunting center is expanded to accommodate more people, or else it would be turn into another Guatelama prison. Bad publicity to Malaysia you know?

Anyway, the wrongdoer (who uttered the racist remark) was not detained in ISA. He however, was banned for 3 years by the political party. When asked by he was not detained under ISA, the Home Minister replied that he was already slapped with the ban and that is sufficient.

??? So, can I say I can join UMNO, scream out loud that "XXX" is a fucking bigot religion and "XXX" is the race of bastards, get "lectured" by UMNO committees and get banned for a few years, and everything will be fine? Why don't I just join UMNO, go all out and commit selective-race genocide and then ban me for life? That would serve me right!

And to add more salt to the wound, this Minister said the ISA issue will only have short term effect on the economy (read here).

Oh really, my dear Minister? Please go to this website and see for yourself at Teresa Kok's portfolio. Who in the logical mind would want to invest in Malaysia, when the one who sourced for foreign investment was detained under ISA?

I am too dumbfounded and embarassed to write any further.

Another Bad Tiding Part 2

One of many things that makes me sad and ashamed of being a Malaysian.

http://digitalibrary.my/dmdocuments/malaysiakini/683_police%20report%20racist%20teacher%205.8.2008.pdf

I can't believe that there wasn't any actions taken on the teacher. Transfering her to another school is just a mere slap on the wrist. Seditious and purely racist remarks uttered by her, and yet she got scots-free. Police report was made, but no investigation took place. Even the Education ministry keep mums and refused to impose any disciplinary actions on her.

51 years of independence does not mean a single thing to me if the government still condones open racism. What the current government preaches are just another form of colonization. What is taking place is another apartheid in the making, whereby the non-Malay are being marginalize.

When will we ever achieve pure independence? Could 916 direct us towards that direction?
I can only pray for that day to come.

Youtube On A Saturday Morning..

What an excellent way to start the day.
Hog the office's bandwith by streaming multiplye youtube videos!

From weird deep sea fishes and offshore construction, right down to the amazing guitar skills of Tracy Bundy and the ever beautiful melody of Pachelbel's Canon In D.

Losing my religion , especially during this dark times in Malaysia, couldn't sound any better. :)

Youtube has certainly make my day... Ahh, another few hours to go before punching out.

Another Bad Tiding

Patriotic level is dropping to negative level with news such as this.
Meanwhile, the organizers are fighting the last battle against our moron Minister (read it here)
I doubt if they can change the minister's stance. It would be easier to run 10 rounds of Marathon in one go than to inject common sense into his brain, if he has any.

Yes, I totally agree with you, JL boy.

FUCK YOU SHAFEE AND ALL THE BRAINLESS RELIGIOUS FANATICS!!

Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi Babi

Two very interesting articles from Farish Noor, yet again.

Tong San babi (Tong San means "Mainland China" in cantonese) and the chaotic forum, no thanks to some shiok-sendiri-religion-defender-wannabe-who-cried-pig.